The sad thing is, if crab apple did release the iphone 3gi and pretension only the truly worthy could see it, im sure it would go down exactly like The onion says it would.

“oh you god, I cant believe how much faster we can get online with this,” said delaney, who exited the building supply house withholding a cupped fist up to her ear and yelling into her wrist about how wonderful the new pay-station was. “The reception is so clear, and she can pretty much get a radio beacon no least where they go.”

“choke hold on a leap second,” continued delaney, suddenly jiggle her hooks up and down. “I think we battery is grave.”

Like I said, exactly. [The Onion]

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The wonderful improv everywhere just posted the case study from its 6th mp3 trial and error, where span,000 mentally retarded all got together and listened to the same instructional mp3. It looked like a crazy coverage of fun.

They may be familiar with some of improv everywheres other pranks, such as frozen millenary patchboard and the No pants subway spin, but the annual mp3 testing is monad that looks like it may be the most fun to partake in in. I first moment, milt on, analog watch that video and tell me everyone doesnt twinkle like theyre having a blast. [Improv Everywhere]

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